-Dining Services-

    Awesome University prides itself on it's awesome food selection. Our dining services offer a variety of meal plans, dining facilities, dining plans, and meal facilities. Below you can learn more about our various variety of food selections you can select from.

Meal Planes
    AU offers lots of different meal plans for any type of eater! Choose which one is right for you!

• The Heavy Eater
      This meal plan inclues 3 meals a day, 7 days a week, that's 19 whole meals per week!!

• The Lightweight
      This meal plan includes 1 meal per day, and runs Monday thru Friday. It jogs on the weekends.

• The Oliver Twist
      This plan includes one bowl of delicious gruel per week. (Bowl not included)

• The Vegetarian
      This meal lets you eat food like Salads, Tofu, Spaghetti-O's, Taco Salads, Gerbil Salads, and Ice Cream!!

Dining Facilities
    AU also offers a large variety of different places to eat, whether you're eating in, eating out, getting take out, or taking in, we've got you covered. (Umbrellas not included)

• Gelfaltafeedling Hall
      Nicknamed Gel Hall, Gel Hall is located in the center (a.k.a. centre( of campus. It Offers a wide variety of International and exotic food. You can choose from 2 hole nationalities of food stylings, either Mexican foods like tacos & burritos, or American foods (from New Mexico), like tacos & burritos!

• Ma's Kitchen & Cafeteria
      Offering buffet (no relation to jimmy) style and homecooked style food. Come in, seat yourself, serve yourself, and chow down!! *Don't forget to leave a tip!!

• Cool Beans Coffee Shop
      Where you can buy coffee type products, like coffee, or products!!!

• Polar Food Court
      This food court offers a variety of offerings like a Make-Your-Own-Pizza-Station, a Make-Your-Own-French Bread Pizza-Station, an oven with some dough, pizza sauce, and cheese next to it, and Chi Fwong Express, which serves pizza with an asian twist...you eat it with chop sticks!! Finish off your meal with some Chilly Tyme Iyce Cream©®™ known for its famous flavours, like Pizza flavored ice cram, and Chocolate Chip Pizza Dough.!

A Caring Environment
    Here at AU, we believe that caring is important. We won't judge you, and neither will our food. Our pizza doesn't care that you missed a game-winning field goal in the 9th inning. Our fries don't mind that you didn't make the cheerleading squad cause you let one slip whilst on top of the triangle and the stench was so ungodly that you made it collapse. Even our potato salad will forgive you for that time you accidentally ran over your friend's dog and felt really bad afterwards...then you accidentally cut the dog's head off and put it in his bed with a note next to it that said "You'll never get your sweet sweet dog back." This is because we care, one of the things we care about is the environment, so we strongly believe in recycling. You don't wanna see your money go to waste, and we don't wanna waste the money you give us, so we recycle on all levels, even when it comes to food. Here are some examples of how much we care:

• Instead of croutons, we use CrunchBerries.

• When we run low on pizza sauce, we use Apple Sauce instead.

• Our hot dogs contain 90% meat-type substance!!

• Soup of the Day is wasteful, we keep the soup in there all month.

• Butter is expensive, and bad for you, we use "I'm Willing To Accept The Fact This Is Imitation Butter™"

• Our ice cream is literally Ice and Cream.

• The "5 Second" Rule has been extended to the "I dunno how long that's been lying there but it's not crawling with bugs, so it's ok to eat it" Rule.

• Last year's Easter candy...you mean this year's Halloween Candy.

And those are just a few of the many examples of how much we care!

Menu Specials
This Week's* specials are as follows:

• Themed Nuggets:
  Chicken Nuggets are great, but nuggets shaped like Famous Historical Figures and National Landmarks are Awesome!

Nugget Shapes(Top left to bottom right):
The Declaration of Independence,
Mother Teresa, Mount Rushmore,
Neverland Ranch, & Bob Dole's Face.

• French Toast:
  This is just regular toast, but with a twist. When you french kiss, you use your tongue, so when you eat this, you use your tongue!!

• German Toast:
  This is just regular toast, but with a twist. It's a piece of bread, but with a hot dog on top of it, because hot dogs are German food. At least we think they are. Isn't Germany known for sausage type things or some other noun?

• Holiday Themed Toast:
  This is just regular toast, but with a twist. Depending on the holiday, we add food coloring to the toast! For example, red on Valentine's day, Orange & Black on Halloween, Green on S.t Patrick's day, Red White & Blue on the 3th of July, and Stoned to Death on St. Stephen's day!

• Staples:
  No, we don't literally mean staples. (Although if you find some in your food, it's not our fault, consider it a free prize!) We mean the staple food items that will always be available such as: Pizza, Fries, Burgers, Children, and Fries. All food items now carry more amino acid! less corrosive acid!!

• Drinks:
  We offer a wide (heavy) variety of name brands sodas. Like Cocoa Cola, Perpsi, Dr. Ruth PhD, Spite, & 7down.

• Cereals:
  We also carry the hottest in brand name serial, like: Tricks, Admr'l Crunch, Lucky Carbs, Frosted Fakes, Raisin Barn, Count Pedophile, Marshmallow Bob Dole Crunchies, Life/Death, and Soggy Krispies.
   

*The word week does not literally mean week. When we say weekly special, we don't mean it changes every week, we mean that's what we're gonna serve every week.